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Post by Cepheus the Pessimistic on Feb 5, 2007 19:22:13 GMT -5
EARTH FIRST!!! We'll stripmine the other planets later!
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Post by Keahi the Sarcastic on Feb 5, 2007 19:22:33 GMT -5
REVISION OF LAST:
Iroh: May I have this game? Pai Sho Player: The guest has the first move. (Iroh places the lotus tile in the middle of the board) I see you favor the white lotus gambit. Not many still cling to the ancient ways. Iroh: Those who do can always find a friend. Pai Sho Player: Then let us play. (The old Pai Sho player places another tile on the board. Iroh quickly places another tile as well. Zuko sits down and watches intently as the two men place tile after tile on the board in rapid succession. When they are done, the tiles form the shape of a lotus, with the lotus tile in the center.) Pai Sho Player: Welcome, brother. The White Lotus opens wide to those who know her secrets. Zuko: What are you old gasbags talking about?!
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Post by Cinderblock on Feb 5, 2007 19:22:58 GMT -5
bring on the lasers
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Post by Keahi the Sarcastic on Feb 5, 2007 19:29:12 GMT -5
Iroh: Are you so busy fighting, you cannot see your own ship has set sail?! Zuko: We have no time for your proverbs, Uncle! Iroh (pointing off camera): It's no proverb. (Cut to a quick shot of the pirate ship sailing downriver, then back the Captain, Zuko and Iroh) Pirate Captain: Bleeding hog-monkeys! (He runs off camera) Zuko (Pointing after him mockingly): Hahaha! (Cut to pirate ship, now far away, as the screen pans left to reveal Zuko's ship following it, loaded with pirates, one of whom moves to moon Zuko and his Uncle, but is cut off by shift back to Zuko and Iroh.) Zuko: Hey! That's my boat! (He runs off camera) Iroh (scratching his chin): Maybe it should be a proverb....
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Post by Cinderblock on Feb 5, 2007 19:37:54 GMT -5
im going to sing the doom song now... Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom!!! doom doom doom, doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom the end. I want to be a mongoose. Can i be a mongoose man? Zim: I just upgraded your guidance system. Gir: oh I left that at home. Zim: you left what at home? Gir: the guidy chipy thingy. Zim: Doh!! Why would you do that!!! Gir: to make room for the cupcakes.
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Post by Keahi the Sarcastic on Feb 5, 2007 19:45:52 GMT -5
Aang: My frogs! Come back! And stop thawing out! (Zuko comes back, picks him up by the collar, and carries him out. He continues from off camera) Wait! My friends need to suck on those frogs!
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Post by Cinderblock on Feb 5, 2007 19:49:35 GMT -5
Gir: iim dancing like a monkey!!! Zim: WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!!!!! Gir: I made it myself!!!(those two go together) Gir: Awww I wanted it to explode. Gir: Wheeee eeee IM RINNING IM RUNNING WHEEEE! ( these next three go together) Gir: yaaaaaay!! Zim: no Gir thats bad. Gir: awwww. Gir: say pleeeease. Gir: Gir reporting for duty. Zim: Gir whats the "G" stand for. Gir : i dont know...... ( the next ones go together) Gir: ooooo Zim: a hunter destroyer- Gir: what is it? Zim: a hunter destroyer- Gir: what is it? Zim: a hunter destroyer machine.
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Post by Keahi the Sarcastic on Feb 5, 2007 19:54:17 GMT -5
Katara: What do you mean you won't teach me?! I didn't travel across the entire world so you could tell me no! Master Pakku: No.
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Post by Cinderblock on Feb 5, 2007 19:57:04 GMT -5
Zim: what happened how did you run out of fuel that quickly. Gir: i emptied it. Zim: why did you do that?? Gir: to make room for the tuna duh
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Post by Keahi the Sarcastic on Feb 5, 2007 20:08:21 GMT -5
Master Pakku: This is my necklace!
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Post by Cinderblock on Feb 5, 2007 20:14:59 GMT -5
Gir: aww dont be sad master i have something that will cheer you up.
Gir: but i need tacos i need them or else i will explode that happens to me sometimes.
Zim: now Dib i leave to your ( in the background) Gir: moosey fate moosey fate. Zim: Your moosey fate.
Gir: yay for Earth!
Gir: Why is his head so big?whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy is his heeeeeeeaaaaaad sooooooooooo biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig?
Gir: ttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacooooooooooooooooos
Gir: ohh i cant take it your too smart for me, theres this kid that planned a suprise party for you after school hes going to bring aaaalllll of the kids cause he loves( crying) this boy loves you sooo much
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Post by Keahi the Sarcastic on Feb 5, 2007 20:19:13 GMT -5
Warden: You! Wake up the Captain. Search the entire rig! Guard: Sir? Warden: What?! Guard: That was the Captain you just threw overboard, so.... Warden: Then wake up someone I haven't thrown overboard and search the rig!
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Post by Cinderblock on Feb 5, 2007 20:21:08 GMT -5
( hehe)
Gir: im baking the cake. Zim: well keep it down do you want to wake up the whole planet. Gir:I want to
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Post by Keahi the Sarcastic on Feb 5, 2007 20:27:34 GMT -5
Gate Guard: State your business!
(Aang rushes forward out from under the rock in a move much too sprightly for his supposed age. He points an accusing finger at the guard and using his old man voice begins to speak.)
Aang: My business is my business, young man, and none of yours!! I've got half a mind to bend you over my knee and paddle your backside!!
(The guard drops the stone behind Aang in surprise. Cut to view of Katara and Sokka, both terrified at what Aang is doing.)
Gate Guard: Settle down, old timer. Just tell me who you are. Aang: Name's Bonzu..... Pipinpadaloxicopolis...... the Third!! and these are my grandkids! Katara (now smiling serenely): Hi, June Pipinpadaloxicopolis. Nice to meet you.
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Post by Cinderblock on Feb 5, 2007 20:29:54 GMT -5
muffins
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